{"product_id":"b0fhgqm4fx","title":"First I Drink the Coffee Then I Do the Things Silicone Station Mat for Countertop 18x12 in, Funny Coworker Gift, Coffee Bar Sign, Non-Slip Espresso Machine Mat, Dishwasher Safe","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eAbout This\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYOUR DAILY TRUTH, ON YOUR COUNTERTOP – \"First I Drink the Coffee, Then I Do the Things\" is the motto of anyone who knows their priorities. This isn't just a mat — it's a coffee bar sign with a personality, turning your brewing station into the best corner of the kitchen.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFITS ANY SETUP PERFECTLY (18x12 INCHES) – Big enough to catch every drip and spill, compact enough for any countertop. Works under Keurig, Nespresso, espresso machines, drip brewers, and single-serve makers without crowding your space.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePREMIUM FOOD-GRADE SILICONE, NOT CHEAP RUBBER – Stays flat, odor-free, and lasts for years. Unlike rubber mats that curl and crack, this heavy-duty silicone mat is heat-resistant, BPA-free, and 100% dishwasher safe. Built for daily brewing, not just decoration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNON-SLIP GRIP THAT ACTUALLY STAYS PUT – Textured base locks onto any surface and prevents your machine from sliding during brewing. Raised edges catch spills before they reach your countertop — no more wiping down your counter every morning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTHE FUNNY GIFT THAT GETS A LAUGH EVERY MORNING – Perfect as a White Elephant gift, Secret Santa pick, Teacher gift, Nurse gift, or coworker birthday surprise for anyone who runs on caffeine and sarcasm. Ships flat, arrives looking sharp. Satisfaction guaranteed — we stand behind every mat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eOverview\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor : First I Drink the Coffee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial : Silicone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize : 18X12 Inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand : CALUVAR\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOccasion : Christmas, Cocktail Party, Father's Day, Housewarming, Thanksgiving\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CALUVAR","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52336537960741,"sku":"B0FHGQM4FX","price":43.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/2487\/2485\/files\/81FoDWVxMcL._AC_SX679.jpg?v=1778240203","url":"https:\/\/c4lhome.com\/products\/b0fhgqm4fx","provider":" Companion for Life Five Home","version":"1.0","type":"link"}